![]() “An uproarious spoof of bedtime board books.” ![]() ‘No, no, it’s not for you,’ he’ll say, laughing and crying at the same time.” It will arrive just in time to gift it to your brother-in-law, who, upon unwrapping it, will clutch it immediately to his chest and shake his head furiously at his waist-high daughter as she claws at him with her chewed up nails. ![]() “ You Have to F**cking Eat, Sequel to Go the F**k to Sleep, Is Finally F**king Coming. Parents will enjoy a good chuckle and subtle reminder that everything is better, including parenthood, if tackled with a little bit of humor.” “If you’re a frustrated parent with a picky child, or even just one who appreciates ‘deranged’ humor, especially humor that rhymes, this is a terrific read for you. “A hilarious sendup of the eternal fight between kids and their parents over what to eat and when-if at all.” “A likeable variation on a universal f**king theme.” And he knows, well, it’s really f**king annoying. And, in his new foulmouthed bedtime book for parents out Wednesday, he understands that sometimes they just won’t f**king eat. He understood that sometimes your kids just won’t go the f**k to sleep. “An equally hilarious ode to kids at the table.” will delight exhausted and exasperated parents everywhere for a second time with You Have to F**king Eat-another children’s book that is most definitely not for children.” ![]() “ You Have to F***ing Eat makes parents of picky eaters smile.” One of Flavorwire’s 50 Best Independent Fiction and Poetry Books of 2014 ![]() One of BookRiot’s Must-Read Books from Indie Presses for 2014 ![]()
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